Dreams about database normalisation diagrams and allegedly knows the kerning pair values for every weight of Helvetica by heart!

ODBC, XML, SOAP there isn't a system, database or protocol he hasn't connected to, shoved stuff into or pulled stuff out of.

Huffs and puffs for 5 minutes about the complexity of the task in hand before completing it in under 4 minutes.

An ex-Oracle employee who worked on implementing systems in loads of household names such as; Kellogg's, Barclays, Royal Sun Alliance and United Utilities. Keeps the rest of us in check.

Has been known to say "That's 1 pixel out" when examining other people's interfaces.

Uses cascading style sheets on 'post-it' notes and ends every sentence with a semi-colon.